Hello??? Is this the party to whom I am speaking?

Dear Phone App Inventors,

I would like a new app. A ring tone app. Yeah, I know, there are a million of them already.  Currently on my Blackberry Tour I can assign different tones to email, to text messaging, to  SMS and MMS (and to ABC, THC and ADHD). And I can do that for Everyone in my address book.

Problem is, only one person calls me. (Yes, I admit, I only got the Crackberry because I wanted to fit in with the cool kids but could not afford an iPhone. Yes, I DO go on and on about how Blackberry is every bit as good , if not better, than iPhone and about how badly AT & T sucks.)

Back to the point. I need a ring tone app. I need a Carousel ring tone app. See, I really like that one person who calls me. And I really liked the song I assigned to her number.  But it’s the only song I ever hear and I am now sick of it. Now, if I really Was one of the cool kids and my phone was blowin up (do they still say that, or did it die with the Beepers?) I’d hear different songs all day. What I would like is to hear a different song every time that one special person calls. And I don’t want to change the setting all the time. And I don’t want it to Shuffle and pick random songs from my entire music library because, frankly, I don’t have great taste in music and I don’t want to offend anyone while I’m in public.

Do you think you can help me out with this, Phone App Inventors? I’d really appreciate it!

Lisa